I-Mockery.com | Pillow and Sheet Fort Wars!

"There was an eerie mist throughout our townhouse that morning, or perhaps it was simply poor jpeg compression. With the smell of Bisquick pancakes and carnage in the air, the only soldier left in my squad, Military Messiah, sat nervously at his post. For he knew that today would be our final stand... we would either emerge victorious, or the enemy downstairs would conquer all that remained. I was quite confident however, for the enemy had to fight an uphill battle, whereas we could simply throw various debris at them as they tried to make their way up the staircase."

Weirdness gleaned via denormalize, who gets really mad if I don't credit him.