It's 10:31 pm PST, and Tony is finally home! This time the border guard asked him a few leading questions, and then paused to say: "I don't know why they held you up-- your paperwork is in order." When Tony showed him the translation of the Latin diploma, the border guard scratched his head and said, "That wasn't necessary." In essence, the border guard said that every customs official wants something different. Gentlemen and gentlewomen, I think it is time for INS reform.