We're pleased to inform you that we've accepted your story, At the End of Time, the Grand Marshal Indulges in a Speech for publication in the August 2001 issue of The Cafe Irreal. Within the next two weeks we will mail a check in the amount of $2.00 (approximately one cent per word for 188 words) to the following address: yadda yadda yadda

I'm glad, but I have to shake my head and ask myself, did I really name a story that?